Phrases on the Marquee at the Local Strip Club to Cater to a

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Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 10-Nov-2006 11:16:53

Phrases on the Marquee at the Local Strip Club to Cater to a More Literate
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Ahab, Check Out Our Great White Tail

The Old Man and the SEE

Check Out our Trollops, Anthony

The Prince and the Peeper

Our Girls Even Drive Oscar Wilde

Romeo-oh-oh and Juliet

It's Ulysses to Resist Us

A Tale of Two Titties

Our Poetry in Motion Will Have E.E. Cumming

Leaves of Ass

We're Prettier Than John Greenleaf Whittier

Strippy Longstocking

The Hos of Kilimanjaro

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 10-Nov-2006 16:49:59

ha ha. I love it.

especially Strippy Longstocking